Posted: November 9, 2007 in Uncategorized

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1957 vs. 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
– School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and
never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in for
traumatised students and teachers.
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
– Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge
them with assault, both expelled even tho ugh Johnny started it.
Scenario: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.
– Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
– Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for
ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
– Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care
and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy’s sister that she
remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s
mom has affair with psychologist.
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 – Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 – Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1957 – Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requireme nt for
graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state
school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English banned from core
curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a
living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario: Johnny takes
apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model
airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 – Ants die.
– BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic
terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home,
computers confiscated, Johnny’s Dad goes on a terror watch list and is
never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Johnny falls while running
during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher,
Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
– Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces 3 years in State Prison.. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy

  1. Riftsong says:

    Ain’t it the truth tho….

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