Archive for November, 2007

Posted: November 30, 2007 in Uncategorized

http://i-love-disney.com/coloringbook/colorcinderella.php

Posted: November 19, 2007 in Uncategorized

The wind whips through the mesquites
and dry, yellow grass of the panhandle
where I’m residing at the moment.
It’s calming out here, yet the time passes by
so slowly that I just want to sleep
listening to the wind whipping through the air
as it carries you far away from me

Posted: November 16, 2007 in Uncategorized
I

hate you so much right now I want to shank you, dragging the knife across your abdomen, pulling out your intestines and wrapping them around your neck to hang you from the nearest tree

LOVE

is but a lie keeping you stuck in its web, trying to liquify and eat your insides, and no matter how much you squirm, it tangles you deeper and deeper

YOU

are the epitome of horrific fantasy, glossing my sight over in blood red and tinges of gray until I feel no more

Posted: November 13, 2007 in Uncategorized

idk….my unit manager suggested i get a co-worker who’s been down off so she’ll feel better…..right now it’s amusing….i guess i’m supposed to feel awkward….i do….but in a silly way that makes me wanna giggle….i mean i find the co-worker attractive, that’s not the problem….it’s the fact that it’s a co-worker….and she’s younger than me…..but she’s still legal….unlike (oh nevermind….not gonna drag her business on the interwebs…..that’s on her)

Posted: November 12, 2007 in Uncategorized

my friend’s fan fiction
Disclaimer:
Ever After is not mine, it belongs to Andy Tennant and all it’s other
copyright holders. This story is intended simply as a tribute and for a
giggle.

Author’s note; this story is mostly one character’s thoughts.

I’m Too Sexy
—————-

Yes! Today is Market Day. Time to be out and about and giving the women of Hautefort Town a thrill.

“Go away you stupid woman.” As if I can’t tidy my own clothes! Damn stupid servant!

Now, let’s see if you’re ready for the world.
Hose straight
Check
Boots clean
Sort of but no one will notice in the street
Shirt clean
Yes, what’s showing any way
Jacket laced
Check
Codpiece straight
Check
Teeth
Present
Head clean
Check
Earring
Damn, where is it. If that fool Horace has taken it again for his pet ferret I’ll… Oh, there it is.
Earring
Check
Hat
On.

Ah Pierre, the women will be throwing themselves at you. Look out Hautefort!

~~~~~~~~

So much for the clean boots. Darn horse sh- .

Yes,
ladies, look at what you’re missing. That’s right, run away. I’m just
too much for weak willed twitters like you to cope with. Only a real
woman can cope with the likes of me. Speaking of real women.

“If it isn’t little Danielle de Barbarac.” Cue ‘sexy sneer’ number one.

What
silly insults! Oh you weak girl, I thought you were more woman than
that. I like a fight but not a tiny cat scratching at me. Well, you and
your pathetic little words will give way to my irreplaceable charm when
I get hold of you. Just you wait. I’m too hot for the likes of you!

Cue ‘smarmy strut’ number five.

I’m too sexy for this place
Too sexy for for this place
Too sexy by far….

The end

ROFLMAO!

Posted: November 11, 2007 in Uncategorized

Grill op says to the other: “I don’t want to see yours, it’s bigger than mine.”

Posted: November 10, 2007 in Uncategorized

Our candle burns away, the ashes full of lies
I gave my soul to you, you cut me from behind
No where to run and no where to hide
You’re scared of the truth, I’m tired of the lies
Cause who I am, is where you wanna be

Don’t act like an angel, you’re fallen again
You’re no superhero, I’ve found in the end
So lie to me once again and tell me everything will be alright
Lie to me once again and ask yourself before we say goodbye
Well goodbye, was it worth it in the end?

You said you were there for me, you wouldn’t let me fall
All the times I shared with you, were you even there at all?
No where to run and no where to hide
You’re scared of the truth, I’m tired of the lies
Cause who I am is where you wanna be

Don’t act like an angel, you’re fallen again
You’re no superhero, I’ve found in the end
So lie to me once again and tell me everything will be alright
Lie to me once again and ask yourself before we say goodbye
Well goodbye, was it worth it in the end?

Why’d you have to up a run away a million miles away
I wanna close my eyes and make believe that I never found you
Just when I put my guard away, it’s the same old story
You left me broken and betrayed, it’s the same old story

Don’t act like an angel, you’re fallen again
You’re no superhero, I’ve found in the end
So lie to me once again and tell me everything will be alright
Lie to me once again and ask yourself before we say goodbye
Well goodbye, was it worth it in the end?

Lie to me once again, it’s the same old story
Lie to me once again, it’s the same old story

Was it worth it in the end?

Posted: November 9, 2007 in Uncategorized

Yoinked from http://www.iamasexyhousewife.blogspot.com

1957 vs. 2007

Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.
1957 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007
– School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and
never sees his truck or gun again. Counsellors called in for
traumatised students and teachers.
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
1957 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.
2007
– Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge
them with assault, both expelled even tho ugh Johnny started it.
Scenario: Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.
1957
– Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal.
Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
2007
– Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for
ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a
disability.
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour’s car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt.
1957 – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2007
– Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care
and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy’s sister that she
remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s
mom has affair with psychologist.
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
1957 – Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 – Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.
1957 – Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.
2007-
Pedro’s cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requireme nt for
graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state
school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English banned from core
curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a
living because he cannot speak English.
Scenario: Johnny takes
apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them in a model
airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.
1957 – Ants die.
2007
– BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic
terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home,
computers confiscated, Johnny’s Dad goes on a terror watch list and is
never allowed to fly again.
Scenario: Johnny falls while running
during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher,
Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
1957 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2007
– Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She
faces 3 years in State Prison.. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy