Archive for October, 2007

Posted: October 30, 2007 in Uncategorized

~ if you wanna kiss the sky, better learn how to kneel (on your knees boy!)

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Posted: October 28, 2007 in Uncategorized

~ I want you so bad….it’s driving me mad…..she’s so heavy

~ happiness is a warm gun (bang bang shoot shoot)

Posted: October 27, 2007 in Uncategorized
Let me take you down 
cause I'm going to strawberry fields
Nothing is real
and nothing to get hung about
Strawberry fields forever

Living is easy with eyes closed
Misunderstanding all you see
It's getting hard to be someone
but it all works out
It doesn't matter much to me

Let me take you down
cause I'm going to strawberry fields
Nothing is real
and nothing to get hung about
Strawberry fields forever

No one I think is in my tree
I mean it must be high or low
That is you can't, you know, tune in
but it's all right
That is I think it's not too bad

Let me take you down
cause I'm going to strawberry fields
Nothing is real
and nothing to get hung about
Strawberry fields forever

Always no sometimes think it's me
But you know I know when it's a dream
I think I know I mean, ah yes
but it's all wrong
that is I think I disagree

Let me take you down
cause I'm going to strawberry fields
Nothing is real
and nothing to get hung about
Strawberry fields forever
Strawberry fields forever
strawberry fields forever

Posted: October 23, 2007 in Uncategorized

Have a history teacher explain this—– if they can.
….

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.


Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.


Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.


Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.


Now it gets really weird.


Lincoln ‘s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named
Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.


Andrew Johnson, who succeeded
Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

….

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated
Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

….

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.


Now hang on to your seat.


Lincoln was shot at the theater named ‘Ford.’
Kennedy was shot in a car called ‘
Lincoln ‘ made by ‘Ford.’

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.


Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.


And here’s the kicker…


A week before
Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

..

Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause: Hey, this is one history lesson people don’t mind reading

Posted: October 21, 2007 in Uncategorized

My mouth hurts….my tonsils are swollen…..I’m groggy from the benadryl I took earlier to get rid of the sudden rash on my legs….I knocked the scabs off my cold sores and they hurt…..today has been crappy….thanx for giving a damn

Posted: October 15, 2007 in Uncategorized

demonsthenes13: wake up
snapeybot1: how far up?
demonsthenes13: so far up you see my hazel eyes
snapeybot1: why do you keep talking about me?
demonsthenes13: because you’re pretty
snapeybot1: why thank you, you’re easy on the eyes as well

Posted: October 4, 2007 in Uncategorized

Free Burma!